2003-12-29

You know, you look away for a minute and 30 whole days pass. Which is strange really. Because it doesn't feel like that long. Just one day after the other and BAM, it’s the end of a billing cycle. I won’t charge interest however. And be sure to chose your free magazines just for being a loyal reader.

Two days ago I could have gone with an amusing Zombie horror motif but that doesn't really work well today. Perhaps for a sequel, direct to Video, and produced by the Sci-Fi Channel. And do I really want to go there? No.

I keep expecting things to happen and nothing does. Like I’m in the prelude to some grand event that will take my life and change it forever, some gamma ray to hit me or radioactive explosion to grant me wild powers that I can use for evil, because face it, I would. I’d have minions in jaunty little costumes to fumble around and screw up my bidding until I had to get involved. I was disappointed a touch this year at Christmas to find no minions under the tree actually. I thought with the state of the worlds economy and all this would be the year my dreams were answered. But alas. I’m thinking that I’m not going to be rebuilt into Steve Masters either. Although I’d prefer to be adopted by the Bennet Family and fight Dr Scarab and his evil mutants.

But then, who wouldn’t?

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